25492 Rancho Barona RD Open House Save Request In-Person Tour Request Virtual Tour
Ramona,CA 92065
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Thu Mar 20, 9:30am - 12:00pm Sat Mar 22, 1:00pm - 4:00pm
Key Details
Property Type Single Family Home
Sub Type Single Family Residence
Listing Status Active
Purchase Type For Sale
Square Footage 2,508 sqft
Price per Sqft $657
MLS Listing ID NDP2502561
Bedrooms 4
Full Baths 3
Half Baths 1
Year Built 2002
Lot Size 4.220 Acres
Property Sub-Type Single Family Residence
Property Description
PROPERTY OVERVIEW: Prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called “paradise” sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. This 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****FEATURES YOU'LL DESPISE: *** BASKETBALL COURT: A brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. Even our agent couldn't sink a basket. *** FRONT DOOR: An obnoxiously large 6' x 9' glass pivot door that screams “Look at me!” *** POOL: A so-called “spectacular” pool that's more eyesore than oasis. *** BARN TURNED SHOP: We ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. No horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** PRIMARY BATHROOM: Features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesn't love wasting water? *** NATURAL LIGHT OVERLOAD: Huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** WOOD-BURNING FIREPLACE: An outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** MATCHY-MATCHY INTERIOR: Matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** OUTDOOR AMENITIES: An outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** EXCESSIVE LAND: Over 4 acres with the potential to build an ADU, inviting more people to invade your space. *** SOLAR PANELS: PAID LG solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. Who wants free power anyway? *** PRIVATE WELL: A 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures you'll never pay for city water again. How dreadful. *****Price: We're asking an absurdly high price to ensure this property remains unsold. *****Contact Information: Please refrain from reaching out. But if you must, contact our agent who is reluctantly handling this listing. *****Disclaimer: All descriptions are drenched in sarcasm. In reality, this property is a rare gem waiting for the right owner to appreciate its unique offerings.
Location
State CA
County San Diego
Area 92065 - Ramona
Zoning R-1:SINGLE FAM-RES
Rooms
Other Rooms Barn(s),Gazebo,Outbuilding,Shed(s),Storage,Workshop
Interior
Heating Central
Cooling Central Air,Dual,See Remarks
Flooring See Remarks,Vinyl
Fireplaces Type Living Room
Laundry Inside,Laundry Room
Exterior
Exterior Feature Barbecue,Lighting,Rain Gutters
Garage Spaces 3.0
Garage Description 3.0
Pool In Ground,Private
Community Features Biking,Foothills,Hiking,Horse Trails,Rural
Utilities Available Electricity Connected,Propane
View Y/N Yes
View Hills
Building
Lot Description 2-5 Units/Acre,Back Yard,Front Yard,Irregular Lot,Street Level
Story 1
Foundation Concrete Perimeter
Sewer Septic Tank
Water Well
Schools
School District Ramona Unified
Others
Acceptable Financing Submit
Listing Terms Submit
Special Listing Condition Standard